{"id":1302,"date":"2009-11-29T00:30:23","date_gmt":"2009-11-29T07:30:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/?p=1302"},"modified":"2009-11-29T00:30:23","modified_gmt":"2009-11-29T07:30:23","slug":"a-present-from-caris-to-daddy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/?p=1302","title":{"rendered":"A Present From Caris to Daddy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Caleb likes to give me things.&#160; He leaves cars by my bed when I get home from work.&#160; Caris also likes to leave presents for me.&#160; Actually, this one was for mommy, but mommy gave it to me.&#160; <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/IMG_5484.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"IMG_5484\" border=\"0\" alt=\"IMG_5484\" src=\"http:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/IMG_5484_thumb.jpg\" width=\"244\" height=\"184\" \/><\/a> <\/p>\n<p>Take a closer look.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/IMG_5486.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"IMG_5486\" border=\"0\" alt=\"IMG_5486\" src=\"http:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/IMG_5486_thumb.jpg\" width=\"244\" height=\"184\" \/><\/a> <\/p>\n<p>No, take a real close look.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/IMG_5485.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"IMG_5485\" border=\"0\" alt=\"IMG_5485\" src=\"http:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/IMG_5485_thumb.jpg\" width=\"244\" height=\"184\" \/><\/a>&#160;<\/p>\n<p>There\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a string inside her poop.&#160; That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s because she picks up everything on the floor and puts it into her mouth.&#160; And eventually it comes out here.&#160; But look at this sweet poop.&#160; This thing measures at least 6 to 7 inches.&#160; That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s one big poop for a baby.&#160; You can even tell the poop was from different meals.&#160; How awesome is that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Caleb likes to give me things.&#160; He leaves cars by my bed when I get home from work.&#160; Caris also likes to leave presents for me.&#160; Actually, this one was for mommy, but mommy gave it to me.&#160; Take a closer look. No, take a real close look. &#160; There\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a string inside her poop.&#160; &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/?p=1302\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;A Present From Caris to Daddy&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[85,11,31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1302","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-caris","category-pictures","category-poop"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1302","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1302"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1302\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1302"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1302"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1302"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}