{"id":1379,"date":"2010-01-07T02:31:48","date_gmt":"2010-01-07T10:31:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/?p=1379"},"modified":"2010-01-07T02:31:48","modified_gmt":"2010-01-07T10:31:48","slug":"what-supernanny-taught-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/?p=1379","title":{"rendered":"What Supernanny Taught Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yvonne and I like watch Supernanny sometimes while we eat dinner.&#160; For those of you who don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know what the show is about, the Supernanny (Jo) visits these dysfunctional families almost always with 3 or more kids and teaches them how to solve their problems.&#160; The show actually does teach us some things, but I joking tell Yvonne the thing this show teaches me the most is to get a vasectomy.<\/p>\n<p>We had a June deadline this year to decide if we wanted to have another child.&#160; If we didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t get pregnant by that deadline, or decided we didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t want another child by then, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d get a vasectomy.&#160; Well there\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s no need to wait for the deadline, cause Yvonne is pregnant with child number 3.<\/p>\n<p>We\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re still early on this one (only 5 weeks along), but if everything goes right he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll have an estimated date of September 8 of popping out of Yvonne.&#160; And yes, I did say \u00e2\u20ac\u0153<strong>he<\/strong>.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d&#160; Not that I know what the sex is, nor would we have any idea at this point, but I finally broke Yvonne down and got the green light for the name Obadiah.&#160; I think it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s more the point that we used up all of our names that I got the green light.&#160; So if it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a boy, and Yvonne doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t veto the name later on, we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re going to be calling our son Obi-Wong!<\/p>\n<p>Of course if it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a girl, or we decide later that we don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t want Obi-Wong, we have no ideas for another name.&#160; I think we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll have to go with another \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcC\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 name with 5 letters.&#160; A girl name might be easier to come up with, since a girl can pretty much be called anything and not be made fun of.&#160; However, with a boy, I wouldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t want my son to have some flowery name.&#160; And I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t want to call him Chuck.&#160; If possible I would like the initials to be some technology acronym like CSS or XML.&#160; But I can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t think of any tech acronym that ends in W.&#160; Maybe WWW, but that is all.<\/p>\n<p>Even with a vasectomy, I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know if that can stop a machine like me.&#160; My boys are too strong to be stopped by a surgical procedure.&#160; Each time that I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve knocked up Yvonne, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve broken through on the first unsafe instance.&#160; There\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s no stopping me and my little guys.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yvonne and I like watch Supernanny sometimes while we eat dinner.&#160; For those of you who don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know what the show is about, the Supernanny (Jo) visits these dysfunctional families almost always with 3 or more kids and teaches them how to solve their problems.&#160; The show actually does teach us some things, but I &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/?p=1379\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;What Supernanny Taught Me&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,9,143,144],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1379","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-baby","category-star-wars","category-supernanny","category-vasectomy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1379","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1379"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1379\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1379"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1379"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1379"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}