{"id":528,"date":"2008-08-02T20:06:10","date_gmt":"2008-08-03T03:06:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/?p=528"},"modified":"2008-08-02T20:12:17","modified_gmt":"2008-08-03T03:12:17","slug":"hope-klutziness-isnt-an-inherited-trait","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/?p=528","title":{"rendered":"Hope Klutziness Isn&#8217;t an Inherited Trait!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Caleb has heaps of bumps and bruises.&nbsp; He&#8217;s discovered this amazing ability to be able to walk one direction while turning his head and looking another direction.&nbsp; Of course, this leads to trouble.&nbsp; He&#8217;s run into so many walls and tables.&nbsp; And he likes to try to walk really fast.&nbsp; His knees and shins look like mommy beats him.<\/p>\n<p>So, last week, Chris tells me his head hurts.&nbsp; Why?&nbsp; He closes my trunk SUV door on his head.&nbsp; What?!&nbsp; How did you do that?&nbsp; I&#8217;ve never heard of anybody closing a trunk door on their head.&nbsp; I laughed at him.&nbsp; I&#8217;ve had this SUV for 7 years, and I&#8217;ve NEVER closed the trunk door on my head.&nbsp; Caleb must have gotten his klutziness from his daddy.<\/p>\n<p>Today, we went to the Ringling Bros. Barnum &amp; Bailey circus in Anaheim.&nbsp; It was Chris&#8217; and Caleb&#8217;s first time.&nbsp; Caleb had so much fun, but he didn&#8217;t nap long on the way to the circus.&nbsp; And, it lasted much longer than we expected.&nbsp; Caleb was ready for a long afternoon nap.&nbsp; So, we were hurrying at the end to get him home.&nbsp; We removed the stroller from the SUV trunk to make room for a quick diaper change.&nbsp; Chris goes to put Caleb in his car seat.&nbsp; I put the stroller back in the trunk and close the door.&nbsp; I had to lean in cuz the stroller was starting to fall out.&nbsp; Whack (really hard)!&nbsp; Whoa.&nbsp; That&#8217;s right.&nbsp; I hit myself.&nbsp; No, not just a little hit.&nbsp; I whacked my face hard.&nbsp; My vision went black for a couple of seconds, but not to worry&#8230; I didn&#8217;t pass out.&nbsp; I made it back to the passenger front seat.&nbsp; Tears were rolling down my face.&nbsp; It was like some uncontrolled reflex since I hit the bridge of my nose so hard.&nbsp; My forehead, nose, &amp; eyes were throbbing.&nbsp; Chris tells me I&#8217;m bleeding across my nose and it&#8217;s getting swollen.&nbsp; Then, he says, &#8220;See, I&#8217;m not the only one who can hit my head.&#8221;&nbsp; It hurt my nose so bad to laugh.&nbsp; 6 hours later after lots of ice, it feels much better.&nbsp; Just a dull ache.&nbsp; The cut really isn&#8217;t bad at all.&nbsp; I wonder if I&#8217;ll get a bad bruise across my face.&nbsp; Poopers, we have a wedding next Sunday.&nbsp; And, we&#8217;re supposed to have Caleb&#8217;s 1 year old family pictures taken.&nbsp; Oh well.&nbsp; It&#8217;s pretty funny now.&nbsp; Watch out for those dangerous SUV trunk doors!&nbsp; I guess Caleb may get my klutziness too.&nbsp; Poor Caleb.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Caleb has heaps of bumps and bruises.&nbsp; He&#8217;s discovered this amazing ability to be able to walk one direction while turning his head and looking another direction.&nbsp; Of course, this leads to trouble.&nbsp; He&#8217;s run into so many walls and tables.&nbsp; And he likes to try to walk really fast.&nbsp; His knees and shins look &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/?p=528\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Hope Klutziness Isn&#8217;t an Inherited Trait!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,75,76,77,5,40,24,78,79,4,60],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-528","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-baby","category-bruise","category-car","category-circus","category-dad","category-development","category-face","category-fall","category-injury","category-mom","category-walking"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/528","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=528"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/528\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":529,"href":"https:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/528\/revisions\/529"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=528"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=528"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=528"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}