{"id":853,"date":"2009-04-02T07:48:07","date_gmt":"2009-04-02T15:48:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/?p=853"},"modified":"2009-04-02T08:44:44","modified_gmt":"2009-04-02T16:44:44","slug":"ouchie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/?p=853","title":{"rendered":"Ouchie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For those of you have been to my house, you may have noticed the ugly plants leading to our front door. And if ever get a chance to be around long enough with me around that front door, you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll know that I HATE those plants along side the path.&#160; I HATE THEM SO MUCH.&#160; They\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re ugly.&#160; The leaves on the plants poke you, even through your pants.&#160; They overgrow the path far too often.&#160; I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m came to a point where I just cut off all the leaves just so they stay out of the path and out of my legs.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/img-3571.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"IMG_3571\" border=\"0\" alt=\"IMG_3571\" src=\"http:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/img-3571-thumb.jpg\" width=\"244\" height=\"184\" \/><\/a> <\/p>\n<p>Whoever put these plants in made a bad decision.&#160; Or maybe he\/she\/they didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t realize how ugly these plants would be.&#160; Or how pokey they are.&#160; Or maybe they just had bad taste.&#160; Whatever the reason, those plants suck.<\/p>\n<p>Caleb likes to run around.&#160; But he still doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t have the best of balance yet.&#160; He\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s still falling constantly when he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s running.&#160; He was playing around outside this afternoon with mommy, when he came running up to her while she was putting the trash cans away.<\/p>\n<p>He fell.&#160; He fell into the plant.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/img-3564.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"IMG_3564\" border=\"0\" alt=\"IMG_3564\" src=\"http:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/img-3564-thumb.jpg\" width=\"184\" height=\"244\" \/><\/a> <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/img-3565.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"IMG_3565\" border=\"0\" alt=\"IMG_3565\" src=\"http:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/img-3565-thumb.jpg\" width=\"184\" height=\"244\" \/><\/a> <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/img-3570.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"IMG_3570\" border=\"0\" alt=\"IMG_3570\" src=\"http:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/img-3570-thumb.jpg\" width=\"244\" height=\"184\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Those are the spikes sticking out his skin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For those of you have been to my house, you may have noticed the ugly plants leading to our front door. And if ever get a chance to be around long enough with me around that front door, you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll know that I HATE those plants along side the path.&#160; I HATE THEM SO MUCH.&#160; They\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/?p=853\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Ouchie&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[87,92,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-853","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-caleb","category-ouchie","category-pictures"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/853","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=853"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/853\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":855,"href":"https:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/853\/revisions\/855"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=853"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=853"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/baby.chriswong.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=853"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}