For the uninitiated, the title is a reference to this song. As for the initiated, we all know that part 2 is better for than part 1. This post may not be better than than part I, but it aspires to be.
I hate fireworks. Yes, I do. I hate fireworks. How â€˜bout you?
Since Tuesday or Wednesday night, we have been hearing fireworks booming away. For some reason, people are lighting them fireworks up even when itâ€™s not the 4th of July yet. People! Stop the stupidity already. Yes, I know there are a lot of pyromaniacs, but please the save the noise pollution, garbage pollution and hand burns for the actual Independence Day. You make my blood boil. You scare my son. You make me so angry. Stop before I pop a cap in you (after I do the wind).
Ghetto inhabitants = Ghetto City.
Itâ€™s time to write a letter to the city (after I write to them about getting FIOS in the city) about this ridiculous and dangerous tradition with allowing fireworks in the hands of people who have no business handling fire. We were at one of the momâ€™s groupâ€™s house celebrating July 4th, and do you know how many airborne (i.e. illegal) fireworks we saw fly up in the air in that small area while we were there? Within a block, there was at least 3 house doing their own airborne fireworks show. Iâ€™m sure the fools firing them off had fun, while risking their limbs and their neighborâ€™s house. But who cares about that when I can get a little pathetic boom in the sky.
Ask Caleb what he thinks about fireworks? â€œScared,â€ as he pats himself. I had a son who wanted to be â€œbao baoâ€ much of the time cause of â€œfunâ€ fireworks.
Itâ€™s past midnight, and the booms still ring out in the background. I hate fireworks. I really do.
So you just started a town and want to be ghetto. Where do you start? Drugs? Guns? Prostitution? Maybe those are just too much for you and you want to be a ghetto city without realizing youâ€™re being ghetto. How about legalizing fireworks. There you go. Youâ€™re one step further to being ghetto.
Some of you may know that I despise fireworks. I can go on and on about the dangerousness of fireworks, but Iâ€™ll talk about the sheer annoyance of them. Now when I say fireworks, I want to exclude the good ones. The ones done by professionals. So you cities with fireworks shows and Disneyland are off the hook. What I am referring to is to the July 4th fireworks show by the inhabitants of these ghetto cities (my neighbors).
Fireworks didnâ€™t bother me as much before a year ago. It wasnâ€™t until after Caleb was born that my hatred for fireworks grew even more so. Thereâ€™s a big problem when your son, who doesnâ€™t sleep well to begin with, has to listen to all your neighborâ€™s crappy fireworks (both legal and illegal). These large booms and loud whistles donâ€™t do well to anyoneâ€™s sleep, much less a little one year old is sensitive to most and almost everything. By the grace of God, heâ€™s only woken up once, which we attribute to a night terror, but still I hear them fireworks going on and on. *wave my fist in the air*
Besides having these loud booms and shrieking whistles, many of the inhabitants in Duarte, CA donâ€™t seem to know how to clean up after themselves. Donâ€™t you love getting up the next morning having to drive through a bunch of used fireworks? I just love seeing ashes fly everywhere as my tires go over them. It is a beautiful sight if you have never seen it.
Itâ€™s midnight now. And fireworks are still going outside my home. Duarte, CA is ghetto. The inhabitants are ghetto => city is ghetto. Now youâ€™re just ruining everyoneâ€™s sleep and not just Calebâ€™s.