Yvonne and I like watch Supernanny sometimes while we eat dinner. For those of you who donâ€™t know what the show is about, the Supernanny (Jo) visits these dysfunctional families almost always with 3 or more kids and teaches them how to solve their problems. The show actually does teach us some things, but I joking tell Yvonne the thing this show teaches me the most is to get a vasectomy.
We had a June deadline this year to decide if we wanted to have another child. If we didnâ€™t get pregnant by that deadline, or decided we didnâ€™t want another child by then, Iâ€™d get a vasectomy. Well thereâ€™s no need to wait for the deadline, cause Yvonne is pregnant with child number 3.
Weâ€™re still early on this one (only 5 weeks along), but if everything goes right heâ€™ll have an estimated date of September 8 of popping out of Yvonne. And yes, I did say â€œhe.â€ Not that I know what the sex is, nor would we have any idea at this point, but I finally broke Yvonne down and got the green light for the name Obadiah. I think itâ€™s more the point that we used up all of our names that I got the green light. So if itâ€™s a boy, and Yvonne doesnâ€™t veto the name later on, weâ€™re going to be calling our son Obi-Wong!
Of course if itâ€™s a girl, or we decide later that we donâ€™t want Obi-Wong, we have no ideas for another name. I think weâ€™ll have to go with another â€˜Câ€™ name with 5 letters. A girl name might be easier to come up with, since a girl can pretty much be called anything and not be made fun of. However, with a boy, I wouldnâ€™t want my son to have some flowery name. And I donâ€™t want to call him Chuck. If possible I would like the initials to be some technology acronym like CSS or XML. But I canâ€™t think of any tech acronym that ends in W. Maybe WWW, but that is all.
Even with a vasectomy, I donâ€™t know if that can stop a machine like me. My boys are too strong to be stopped by a surgical procedure. Each time that Iâ€™ve knocked up Yvonne, Iâ€™ve broken through on the first unsafe instance. Thereâ€™s no stopping me and my little guys.